BYU: Fine Traditions

Entering LaVell Edwards Stadium for the BYU-UNLV game yesterday, I was struck by what fine traditions we have at "the" BYU:

Of friendliness and service:

Of excellence in perfomance:

And good ol' family values:

Contrast this to the apparent traditions of the UNLV Rebels--

Support for the team (see the roaring fan club, unfortunately most of the cars I saw yesterday in Provo with Nevada license plates had BYU fans and bumperstickers on them):

Of ??? (is the UNLV player trying to pick the BYU guy's pocket?)

Of ??? (um, the mascot is the Rebel, not the Devil, and PS, don't all those black guys take offense at the whole "Rebels" thing?)

And lastly, there seems to be some kind of UNLV tradition of long hair:

OK, I guess that last one must be a Vegas issue, not just UNLV....